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[Stupendous Man]

If you were a famous actor and could demand everything and anything, what would your diva-like demands be?

I would demand someone to peel grapes and hand feed them to me

[Godless-Liberal]

I wouldn't want anything too extravagant.  I would simply ask that rose petals be thrown at my feet (like in Coming to America).

[I Heart Dirk]

i would want someone to cook me good meals.. every day... and they couldn't make the same thing twice  in a month... and if it didn't taste good, they would DIE!!

This post has been edited by Shanabing: 01 August 2006 - 07:27 AM

[Stupendous Man]

Oh I would go all like Arabian sultan
There would be two fan boys, four guys holding a freaking canopy over my head so I didn't get any sun in my eyes
I'd be lying on velvet pillows all day with a scantally clad woman peels grapes for me and hand feeds them to me, while another plays a harp and two more amuse me by belly dancing ALL DAY

Then if I have to move, I'm not going to like get up and actually walk, oh hell no, I will be lifted and caried wherever I have to go

Eat that JLo

[We Could Be Heroes]

Stupendous Man, on Jan 14 2006, 04:46 AM, said:

Oh I would go all like Arabian sultan
There would be two fan boys, four guys holding a freaking canopy over my head so I didn't get any sun in my eyes
I'd be lying on velvet pillows all day with a scantally clad woman peels grapes for me and hand feeds them to me, while another plays a harp and two more amuse me by belly dancing ALL DAY

you'd like scantily clad WOMEN eh? point duly noted....

[Stupendous Man]

yep, and the dancers would be Gyselle and Sirje
I don't mean to crush your dreams Gareth, but no belly dancing for you
But you can be my fan boy

[Shaun Kelly]

I would demand an audience with Prince William

[Stupendous Man]

I would demand purified water from a glacier off the Himalaya's that a freaking hiking expedition has to go and get

[I Heart Dirk]

haha.. ya, i would demand hot sex with sexy males and females all day every day

[We Could Be Heroes]

Stupendous Man, on Jan 14 2006, 04:53 AM, said:

yep, and the dancers would be Gyselle and Sirje
I don't mean to crush your dreams Gareth, but no belly dancing for you
But you can be my fan boy

aww but i've got such a great belly...

Queen of Hearts, on Jan 14 2006, 06:39 AM, said:

haha.. ya, i would demand hot sex with sexy males and females all day every day

so, life as a diva not so different from the norm for you eh ash?

[Pieter Bas]

I would demand my whole hotel room is full of yellow M&M's and the keys to a 1 million dollar sports car..
Oh I want a machine gun, so I can shoot the paparazzi

[Stupendous Man]

Chairman Mao, on Jan 14 2006, 04:09 AM, said:

aww but i've got such a great belly...

well maybe if you're lucky and I'm in the mood, I'll allow you to dance just once, but only to be nice

Ooh ooh ooh I'd demand that a bird keeper must stand outside my window each morning to release birds to fly around and sing a happy little song to wake me

AND Have someone to brush my teeth cuz I'd be just that lazy

[Godless-Liberal]

Gareth can belly dance for me anytime.

Like the idea of Prince William, Shaun!

[Robulosity]

Pieter Bas, on Jan 14 2006, 06:30 AM, said:

I would demand my whole hotel room is full of yellow M&M's and the keys to a 1 million dollar sports car..
Oh I want a machine gun, so I can shoot the paparazzi

Why do that? Just buy a GM they're, cheap shitty and disposable.. and Run his ass over duh

This post has been edited by Shanabing: 01 August 2006 - 07:28 AM

[Guss]

I would ask that my room be totally white! Every object in the room had to be white...They should always have my glass full of champagne. There should be music in my room, so everywhere I go, they have to play my favorite songs & have buffy rerun tapes for me to watch...

This post has been edited by Shanabing: 01 August 2006 - 07:29 AM

[Robulosity]

Please Bitch, my water costs 250,000 a day! And its brought to me by sherpa's. And for every bottle that they bring one of them die. Do I care? No cause I deserve the best fuck the rest!

[Princess of Darkness]

I would have Ranno cater to my every need... wearing simply a loin cloth

[Robulosity]

see a loincloth is over rated.. I make my slave boys wear Air

[Kaliratra]

You people are all so extravagant!

I'd just have people lay down so I could walk on their backs without ever having to touch the ground since I'd be too good for such earthly and mundane transportation.

[Guss]

Oh my! You are soooo humble kirk...