Pluto Not A Planet?
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Posted 25 August 2006 - 01:07 AM
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Posted 25 August 2006 - 02:05 AM
#4
Posted 25 August 2006 - 10:55 AM
Kimmy, on Aug 25 2006, 05:10 AM, said:
I bet the catholics said the same thing when they were told that the earth is round
but anyway, I agree with their choice, it's too small to be called a planet
#5
Posted 25 August 2006 - 12:06 PM
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Posted 25 August 2006 - 01:30 PM
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Posted 25 August 2006 - 07:09 PM
-- "You must be a lotus, unfolding its petals when the sun rises in the sky,
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Posted 25 August 2006 - 07:31 PM
#10
Posted 27 August 2006 - 12:22 AM
Kimmy, on Aug 24 2006, 07:10 PM, said:
Well, the new generations who are just entering school are going to start learning it differently now. Soon all the people who had been taught for years that Pluto was a planet will be dead and the only ones left will know it's not.
Tada! Problem solved.
And of course it all ties back to money. Soon there will be new text books and reference charts and wall posters of the solar system that won't include Pluto on them. Then of course people will be searching all over the internet and ebay to try and find these charts that do include the solar system with Pluto.
People will then makes loads of money because they are now collectables and then we will have people like Garytron, in the year 2435 they will have 'tron' added to their names because they are part human and robot, who has a family heirloom of a solar system poster with all nine planets that he keeps in plastic wrap above the CocoaDispenser3000.
He will tell his grandson Tylertron, "Your grand pappy has kept this in the family for years and it's going to be yours." Of course the thing will only be worth 2 zeblerzurkulons. Which will be the equivalent to $.83 cents in current US currency.
So if these science geeks don't understand what they are about to do to society as we know it... Who are we to stop them.
Pull out your zeblerzurkulons guys.
This post has been edited by mallowblaster: 27 August 2006 - 12:27 AM

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Posted 27 August 2006 - 12:54 AM
-- "You must be a lotus, unfolding its petals when the sun rises in the sky,
unaffected by the slush where it is born or even the water which sustains it" --
-- Sai Baba
#12
Posted 27 August 2006 - 01:49 AM
It's pure discrimination! It's not the size that matters, it's how you use it!
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#14
Posted 27 August 2006 - 04:47 AM
Really.
Pluto's only been a planet for 60 years. It's really not going to be missed all that much.
It's way too hot. I drink and I sweat. It's not pretty. I think I'll move to Canada.
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Posted 29 August 2006 - 02:10 PM
we've got two new dwarf planets too, no-one seems very happy about that, maybe it's cos they don't have the same name as a disney character
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Posted 02 September 2006 - 05:43 PM

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Posted 02 September 2006 - 05:58 PM
-- "You must be a lotus, unfolding its petals when the sun rises in the sky,
unaffected by the slush where it is born or even the water which sustains it" --
-- Sai Baba
#20
Posted 03 September 2006 - 07:50 AM
mallowblaster, on Aug 26 2006, 07:27 PM, said:
Tada! Problem solved.
And of course it all ties back to money. Soon there will be new text books and reference charts and wall posters of the solar system that won't include Pluto on them. Then of course people will be searching all over the internet and ebay to try and find these charts that do include the solar system with Pluto.
People will then makes loads of money because they are now collectables and then we will have people like Garytron, in the year 2435 they will have 'tron' added to their names because they are part human and robot, who has a family heirloom of a solar system poster with all nine planets that he keeps in plastic wrap above the CocoaDispenser3000.
He will tell his grandson Tylertron, "Your grand pappy has kept this in the family for years and it's going to be yours." Of course the thing will only be worth 2 zeblerzurkulons. Which will be the equivalent to $.83 cents in current US currency.
So if these science geeks don't understand what they are about to do to society as we know it... Who are we to stop them.
Pull out your zeblerzurkulons guys.
I bet it totally has to do with money
The scientists all got together and were like "You know we're not making enough millions off of text books... lets CHANGE everything so they have to change the text books so we can make more money!"
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