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#1 John-David F. Commodore

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    Posted 11 September 2008 - 02:50 PM

    10- take a bag of dog shit light it on fire and put it on your bosses desk

    9- come into work when ever you feel, take breaks when ever, and leave when ever

    8 - swear at every one.. and pretend you have that thing that you cant stop .. and joke about it

    7-  Go to work drunk and or drink at work..

    6- Just randomly go up to the person you think is sexy and just violate them ..

    5-  sell drugs at work

    4-  jump on a desk and start yelling satan satan.. and set fire to everything.

    3- Start a whore line from you place of work and give  advertise giving your number if wrk to people

    2- have massive orgys in the lunch room with random strangers that you find outside

    1- just shoot your boss

    #2 scott-james

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    Posted 11 September 2008 - 02:56 PM

    i like all of those
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    #3 John-David F. Commodore

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    Posted 11 September 2008 - 02:58 PM

    okay but i say you should soo do # 3

    3- Start a whore line from you place of work and give advertise giving your number if wrk to people

    #4 Violette

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    Posted 11 September 2008 - 05:05 PM

    why not just get a new job?

    #5 John-David F. Commodore

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    Posted 11 September 2008 - 06:02 PM

    where's the fun in that

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    Posted 11 September 2008 - 06:55 PM

    i need to leave a bad taste in my boss's mouth hehehehehehehehehehe
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    #7 Stupendous Man

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    Posted 11 September 2008 - 07:29 PM

    I like number 1

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    Posted 11 September 2008 - 07:35 PM

    haha I like 6 :p

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    #9 John-David F. Commodore

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    Posted 11 September 2008 - 07:47 PM

    well all of them are good. .well i i think he he

    #10 Stupendous Man

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    Posted 11 September 2008 - 07:53 PM

    true :p but I don't think I'd actually do any of them!

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    #11 John-David F. Commodore

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    Posted 11 September 2008 - 07:59 PM

    i would he he

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    Posted 11 September 2008 - 08:32 PM

    #10 sounds so elementry :p I know of some kids that did that to the principal but they went his house and put it on his front step instead and then they ran away. :D

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    Posted 11 September 2008 - 08:33 PM

    i would too
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    Posted 11 September 2008 - 08:36 PM

    I could see why those kids did that, they did not like the principal.

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    Posted 12 September 2008 - 05:38 PM

    JD how many times have you done number 2 at work? :p

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    Posted 12 September 2008 - 05:38 PM

    "have massive orgys in the lunch room with random strangers that you find outside "

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    #17 John-David F. Commodore

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    Posted 12 September 2008 - 05:40 PM

    twice :S

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    Posted 12 September 2008 - 05:41 PM

    seriously?

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    #19 John-David F. Commodore

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    Posted 12 September 2008 - 06:08 PM

    noo.. i dont think so ..
    im more of a one on one type of guy :p

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    Posted 12 September 2008 - 06:23 PM

    too bad :p

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