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    Posted 13 January 2008 - 03:23 AM

    Once there were seven boys and girls whose names were Sal, Michael, Mike, Femke, Kyle, Samantha and Andrea. This story is about something that happened to them when they were sent to Iowa because Kim Jong-il's mighty North Korean forces had invaded Canada. They were sent to the house of a recluse named Matthew who lived in out on the countryside far away from any traces of civilization. Matthew had no spouse and he lived in a very large house with a housekeeper named Don, who for some reason was always dressed in a French Maid's uniform. Matthew also had three servants. (Their names were Gareth , Kirk and Mick, who all for some reason did all their chores completely naked.) Matthew was quite accustomed to living alone with his servants and was not thrilled at the prospect of having these youngsters banging around ruining everything. the night that Matthew greeted his guests he gave them such a scowl that Femke was a little afraid of him, and Mike wanted to cry and had to pretend he was blowing his nose so he could hide his face from the angry man.
    As soon as they had walked in the door and taken off their coats Matthew escorted them quickly past his naked servants and into a room upstairs.
    "This is where you will stay while you are here, Don will slip you some food under the door every few days. I realize this trip has been hard on and everyone you know and love is either probably dead or has been enslaved by the evil Korean army... but try not to make noise it will only inconvenience me MORE! I assume this will only be temporary and I'll be rid of you all in a few days. Maybe Kim Jong-il will offer a reward to anyone who sells him Canadian slaves... I could use the money..." and with that slammed the door and locked the padlock to ensure none of the kids escaped.
    Immediately Samantha began to cry, which sent the group into a frenzy to try and get her to be quiet. "You don't want him to sell us as slaves to the North Koreans do you?!" Kyle demanded. Seconds later the group heard a pounding on the door "I SAID BE QUIET AND NO CRYING!!!" screamed Matthew. Instantly the room was quiet, even Samantha.

    For days the group sat bored with nothing to do other than wait for their next meal, which generally only came once every 3 days. Tired of being confined Femke decided to look for a way out. While the others were sleeping (having passed out from hunger pains), Femke decided to explore the big room to see if there was possibly a secret passage through which they could escape (it was after all a big and ancient house, and could quite possibly have a secret passage somewhere).

    While exploring Femke happened upon a big wooden wardrobe, filled with ugly fur coats (no doubt made from Dalmatian puppies).
    While looking through the coats Femke could have sworn she felt a cool breeze hit her face. Curious, she decided to explore the inside of the wardrobe. As she stepped inside the door slammed shut, but rather than being completely in the dark, Femke noticed a light coming from the back of the wardrobe.

    As she neared the back of the wardrobe Femke could feel the breeze grow stronger, until finally she felt a tree branch?
    Confused Femke pressed on until it appeared she had found her way into a forest (at the back of the wardrobe)!
    Amazed Femke began to explore her new surroundings, though it wasn't long before she heard rustling in the trees. "Who's there?" Femke demanded. When she heard no reply she decided to investigate the nose more closely.
    To her surprise she happened upon a timid looking goat man (Satyr if you will) who was very much afraid of this human intruder.
    "I... I.... I... " stuttered the Satyr, though before he could finish what he was saying he was met with an angry response from Femke who kicked him squarely between the legs! "You're a stranger" said Femke angrily, "I don't talk to strangers!!!"
    Bewildered, confused and very sore after being kicked in such a delicate area, the Satyr gasped for breath and tried to crawl away. However, as scary as this new comer was, he did not want to fail his mission. The Satyr mustered all his courage and turned back to the angry girl "I...I.... I'm Mathieu now you know my name I'm not a stranger" he said and then cowered.
    To Mathieu's shock, Femke did not move to strike him, and instead curtsied before him and responded with a polite and gentle tone, "It's such a pleasure to meet you Mathieu, I am Femke"

    Relieved that he had been spared another beating Mathieu continued on with his greeting, "You have come to the Enchanted forest in the Land of the Secret Society...." before he could continue with his message however Femke interrupted him, "Do you have any food? I haven't eaten in days" she whined. "Of course! Anything you wish for shall be yours!"
    With that Mathieu led Femke to a vast banquet hall where she was greeted by many strange, yet friendly people who offered her over filled plates of food. "I've never eaten so much in my life!" exclaimed Femke, "I'll have to tell the others about this place! They'll love it!!!". Overhearing her words, Mathieu quickly asked, "Others? There's more of you?" grinning, Femke replied "Oh yes there's Sal he's the tough one, Michael he's really sweet, Mike he does everything I tell him to do ;) , Kyle she's pretty tough too, Samantha who's the sensitive one and Andrea who's really smart".
    Not believing his luck Mathieu pressed Femke further, "Do you think you could bring your friends here? To the Secret Society?" he asked. "Of course!" Femke replied, and before Mathieu could say anything further Femke had run off back through the wardrobe to fetch the others. Not even two minutes had passed before Femke walked triumphantly through the door with Sal, Michael, Mike, Kyle, Samantha and Andrea in tow.

    As the group walked through the door one of the patrons of the banquet hall (who's name was Fred) exclaimed with joy, "There are 7 of them! Just like the prophesy foretold! These are the Children of Destiny the great book told us they would bring about a thousand years of peace! These are the ones who will vanquish the evil Empress Gyselle and her minions!" with that the crowd began to rejoice.

    Off in the corner of the room Mathieu took out his cell phone and began to dial his master, "Your majesty, the Children of Destiny are here just like you predicted!"
    "Excellent" said the voice, "Bring them to me at once" the woman demanded.
    "Yes Empress Gyselle" Mathieu answered, "Your wish is my command".

    Meanwhile the group was getting quite wrapped up in the festivities. Sal, Michael, and Mike had been kissed so many times by random girls their heads were spinning.
    Just when they thought they could take no more they heard a gun being shot in the middle of the room. Everyone scurried to safety not knowing what happened. When the smoke cleared another group of seven boys and girls were standing in the middle of the room looking quite angry.

    "Excuse me" said the little blond girl, "But WE are the Children of Destiny! You were just celebrating our arrival last week!"
    "Yes" replied Fred, "But you've had a whole week to defeat the Empress and you haven't even left the banquet hall yet! So these are the new improved Children of Destiny!"

    Quite offended, Maike (the blond girl) turned to her companions, Guss, Anna, Christopher, Aras and Sirje and shouted, "Come on guys! We'll show them who the REAL Children of Destiny are!!! Christopher, round us up an army!"

    With that, Christopher ripped off his shirt and broke into song,
    "Humidity's risin', barometer's getting low! According to all sources, the street's the place to go. Cos tonight for the first time,
    Just about half past ten... For the first time in history, it's gonna start raining men!
    It's raining men, Hallejulah! It's raining men, Amen! It's raining men, Hallejulah! It's raining men, Amen"
    Christopher sang as he danced in the middle of the room.

    Puzzled Samantha turned to Andrea and asked, "What the heck is he doing?", just as confused Andrea shook her head and replied "I don't know..."

    Continuing with his song Christopher sang "G-d bless Mother Nature! She's a single woman too! She took over heaven
    and she did what she had to do! She taught every Angel to rearrange the sky, so that each and every woman (and man) could find the perfect guy! It's raining men!"

    Just then Filip, Ids, Dirk, Jan, Sky, Soleiman, Gabe, Tristan, Natan and Juhan ran over to where Christopher was dancing and singing, ripped off their shirts and began dancing with him as well.

    "Great job Christopher" Sirje squealed with joy, "We have a great army now and we can easily defeat Empress Gyselle and her evil army!"

    Wanting to get the new Children of Destiny away from the crowd and into Empress Gyselle's evil clutches, Mathieu asked the group to follow him outside. Reluctantly Kyle pried herself away from the sight of Tristan and Christopher grinding on the dance floor and followed the others.

    Outside Mathieu explained, "The only way you will beat these Children of Destiny and become the true heroes of the Secret Society is to go north and enlist the aid of the Three Princes, Prince Robbie, Prince Sven and Prince Robert the true rulers of the Secret Society. They've gathered a small force in a camp North of here to try to win back his crown. With their help, you could defeat the evil Empress Gyselle and replace those imposter's in there as the TRUE Children of Destiny!"

    Excited the group began to chatter excitedly about the prospect. "How will we find the Princes?" asked Michael
    Smiling Mathieu answered, "Well of course I will show you" and began to walk north toward Empress Gyselle's ice palace.
    Clueless the group followed Mathieu not knowing he was leading them into a trap.

    Meanwhile at Empress Gyselle's ice palace, Alex (Empress Gyselle's messenger girl) rushed into the throne room with disturbing news. "Your Majesty!" Alex panted (out of breath from running up the 10500 steps to get to the throne room), "I have terrible news" she exclaimed

    "Well? What is it?" demanded Empress Gyselle.
    "Your majesty... TERRORISTS from Luxembourg have invaded Secret Society Land!!! They're killing everyone in their path, those who are loyal to you and those who are loyal to the Three Princes alike! No one is safe!!" exclaimed Alex.

    Unimpressed Empress Gyselle turned to Simone (Empress Gyselle's trusted adviser), "What should we do?" the Empress asked.
    Taking a deep breath Simone replied, "I'm afraid your majesty that we may have to form a temporary alliance with the forces of Prince Robbie to defeat the Luxembourgian terrorists."

    Unhappy Empress Gyselle was about to dismiss Simone, but Simone said something that pleased her
    "We can make a temporary alliance with the Three Princes and the Children of Destiny (both groups) to defeat the terrorists. Then once the terrorists are vanquished we'll hold a celebration inviting the forces of all the armies... at the celebration we will assassinate Prince Robbie, Prince Sven, Prince Robert and the meddlesome Children of Destiny! They won't expect us to attack them after we've worked so hard to help them! It's a perfectly evil plan!" said Simone

    "Agreed" said Empress Gyselle, "Alex!!!" she screamed
    immediately Alex came running back into the room "Go find Mathieu and tell him plans have changed! Tell him to take the Children of Destiny to the camp of the the Three Princes. We're making an alliance with them..."
    Confused Alex bowed her head and said "Yes you majesty!" before running out of the room.
    Her masters orders puzzled her, but she knew she had to carry out her orders.


    What will happen next??



    P.S. Please continue with the story line! :wub: Don't just randomly change stuff! We want a nice story that flows! And if you're not in the story... add yourself! ;)

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    Posted 13 January 2008 - 08:08 AM

    HAHA!!

    *Applause*

    wow that was the most entertaining piece of writing I've read in a while....

    I will no doubt be adding to this ....

    (I know I'm interrupting the story, but I couldn't help but comment on the Pure Awesomeness of this)

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    Posted 13 January 2008 - 08:47 AM

    hahahaha that is fantastic!!!!
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    Posted 13 January 2008 - 09:38 AM

    It's Narnia meets South Park (the Episode about Imagination-Land) :wub:

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    Posted 13 January 2008 - 06:27 PM

    At Matthew's house he was completely unaware the brats had disappeared. He was far too busy eating his vast amounts of food whenever he pleased, relaxing in his posh vibrating chair and watching Gareth , Kirk and Mick dust his priceless antiques naked.

    Just then Don walked into the room... "Ooo-la-la Monsieur Hawn" Don said in a falsetto voice and his best fake French accent "But my Master, I think it has been a whole week since we have fed the children, I think they may be dead!"

    Unamused by being bothered Matthew simply waved his hand and angrily replied "Oh find some bread crumbs from the rubbish bin and give those to them. If they're not dead they can fight over the scraps"

    Don unimpressed by his master's cruelty walked out of the room, tripping every few steps as he was wearing stiletto's. As he rummaged through the rubbish bin Don wondered if Matthew would notice if he made the children a sandwich each. He however decided not to risk it and gathered the few scraps (most were quite rotten) and headed to the room. When he got there he decided to see how many of the children were now dead.
    He opened the door to find they were all GONE! :wub:

    Mathieu was trying to speed the group up by encouraging them the journey was not too long. He was quite unimpressed with Mike whining every few minutes that he was tired.
    "I shall have to have him killed first" thought Mathieu.
    After some time Andrea decided to stop for a breath, "Why are we following some strange man we hardly even know to some strange location? What if he's really just a sexual predator luring us to his home where he'll just take advantage of us?" she asked.
    "You're right" said Kyle "He looks rather shifty and is no doubt looking to have sex with me! And probably Sal too"
    Shocked at this realization Femke decided to take action, "You said we knew each other!!!" she screamed at a startled Mathieu, "You're really just a stranger!!!" she continued before kicking him in the crotch.
    With that the girls all got up and went their own way deep into the mysterious forest, while Sal, Michael, and Mike stood grimacing with sympathy for Mathieu's pain, not really knowing what to do.

    Back at the banquet hall the other Children of Destiny weren't making much progress. Christopher was busy singing more musical numbers with his half naked man army, and Sirje and Maike couldn't decide what to wear when they defeated Gyselle.
    Unimpressed with his small role in the story this far, Ids decided to leave the homo-erotic scene and venture off on his own.

    As he was traveling in the forest he came across a beautiful girl who was in very much of a hurry. Not watching where she was going, she walked straight into Ids.
    "I'm so terribly sorry" she said, "I have pressing news about the Terrorists from Luxembourg and I must tell the 3 Princes immediately!"
    Not believing his luck to have been knocked to the ground by such a beautiful girl, Ids decided to pick himself up before he looked even more foolish. Once settled on his feet he asked "My beautiful girl, I have to ask who are you? How do you know so much about the Terrorists from Luxembourg?"
    Annoyed that she was being delayed the girl replied, "I am Secret Agent Beka, I work for the Secret Society Secret Service and I'm on a mission to uncover terrorist activities. Since you are in my way I am placing you under arrest!" and with that she handcuffed Ids.
    "As hot as this is my dear, I do have rights you know!" Ids replied as Beka roughly pushed him forward signally she intended he should start walking forward.
    "You don't have rights any more!" said Beka angrily, "I'm enacting the Secret Society Patriot Act as I'm a member of the Secret Society Homeland Security!"
    Ids grumbled as he was pushed to walk faster. He wondered what would be in store for him when he reached the camp of the 3 Princes.

    Meanwhile Alex was rushing through the forest hurrying to deliver her important message to Mathieu. She knew time was off the essence and Empress Gyselle would surely punish her if she failed her mission. But as she was running through the streets she noticed they were having a great sale at Angie's Wonderful Shoe Shop. "It won't hurt to buy a few dozen shoes" Alex thought to herself.

    At the terrorist camp things were quite busy, "READY THE WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION" screamed the general in Luxembourgian.
    The citizens of Secret Society Land had no idea what the terrorists had planned for them....

    What will happen next??

    • What will Don do now he's discovered the children are missing?
    • Where will Femke, Kyle, Samantha and Andrea wander?
    • What will Mathieu do when he's able to stand again?
    • Will Sirje and Maike ever pick their perfect outfit for saving the world?
    • What does Beka have planned for Ids when she gets him to the the camp of the 3 Princes
    • Will Angie's store have the perfect shoes to satisfy Alex?
    • Will the terrorists win?

    When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before.

    Ids

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    Posted 13 January 2008 - 11:35 PM

    LMAO!!!!!!!!!! very impressive Robbie ! holy crap and a nice continuation Ids! oh shizzle ill c if i acn make a story that at least can meet ur standards but it will be hard lol
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    Posted 14 January 2008 - 06:17 AM

    why am I so violent? :(
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    Posted 18 January 2008 - 05:31 AM

    I think Maike deserves a bigger role :(

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    Posted 18 January 2008 - 09:58 AM

    psht of course u do lol and perhaps it will happen....
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    Posted 29 January 2008 - 07:19 AM

    Hmmmm, I wonder who's gonna get a swift kick to the face when I decide to continue the story......

    A groin shot?? I mean really... what did the half-goat man ever do to you?

    :p

    Regardless of the injury.... the continuation was fantastic. good work sir!

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    Posted 29 January 2008 - 07:23 AM

    MORE PLEASE!!!! I've never laughed so hard in my life! :p

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    Posted 29 January 2008 - 03:42 PM

    ... I got labeled "the really sweet" one... the sweet one never gets to do anything cool. Why am I not violent? *sigh* Can I at least be useful, and do something without Sal and Mike, our names seem to be stuck together.

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    Posted 31 January 2008 - 11:59 PM

    I wonder who is gonna continue the story?????!!!! :p

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    Posted 02 February 2008 - 12:36 PM

    i would but my writing wouldnt compare with the previous ones...lol
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    Posted 09 April 2008 - 08:59 AM

    At Matthew's house, things were pretty normal.
    Gareth, Kirk and Mick had all been thoroughly beaten and lay on the ground near Matthew's feet, bruised and completely naked.
    Kicking Mick a bit, Matthew kicked the beaten man until he was positioned right in front of his favourite chair. Matthew then sat down, turned on the TV and used Mick as a foot rest.

    Finding no good shows on the tele, Matthew switched to watch the world news.
    He watched as lovely news reporter Kimmy stated that Kim Jong-il's forces had pushed into Canada and had now destroyed Toronto.
    It was only a matter of time before all of Canada was completely wiped out.

    Matthew grined as he thought of how much money his Canadian guests (Sal, Michael, Mike, Femke, Kyle, Samantha and Andrea) would be worth as slaves to the North Koreans! He decided to call for Don to tell him to feed the children since he didn't want his potential money makers to starve to death.
    After a few minutes of Don not responding Matthew became very cross. "Gareth!" Matthew screamed, "Go find Don so I can beat him for not listening to my orders! And while you're at it, feed those miserable children so they don't die. I need them alive if I'm going to sell them"

    With that, Gareth slowly picked his bruised body up and went to do as his master commanded.


    Meanwhile in SecretSocietyLand

    "I QUIT!" cried Christopher to the rest of his group. "You people are not interesting enough for me, so I'm quitting this story to start another storyline involving gay musicals! You can't stop me, I'll do as I please!" he huffed and stormed away.

    "But if the Empress Gyselle wins the war and takes over SecretSocietyLand we'll all be doomed! Now is not the time for gay musicals!" Sirje cried out hoping Christopher would listen to reason.
    With that Christopher turned around and glared at Sirje. "It is ALWAYS the right time for gay musicals thank you! I don't care if the world ends! At least I'll be singing, dancing and be surrounded by hot boys when it happens! Find yourself another amazingly attractive gay side kick!" he yelled before leaving Maike, Guss, Anna, Aras and Sirje wondering what to do. They couldn't be the Children of Destiny with only six of them.

    Seeing the group looking quite down, the kindly wise woman Fred walked over to Maike and whispered, "Another hero from the outside world has entered our land, find him, his name is Don and he shall be your new member. Do not be fooled by the fact he is dressed like a French Maid, he is a strong and brave warrior!"

    Maike thanked Fred and ran over to tell the others. Within minutes they gathered their belongings and set out to find Don.


    Mean while Christopher purchased a secondary school and called all his gay friends (and some of his straight friends) to join him in his gay musical where they would all pretend to be high school students and would sing and dance for any given reason.

    First to arrive was Manny , he was the tough guy who wore a leather jacket and spent all his time looking in the mirror primping his hair. He also drove a motocyle so it was clear he was tough and strong to everyone.

    Next came Tristan who although he was straight was to play Christopher's love interest. Then came Vlad and Sky11 who were to play Christopher's friends at the high school.

    In another area of the school were Paulo , Patrick , Soleiman and Scott-James .
    Paulo and Scott-James were presidents of the local Perti fan club. Perti was a gay musical legend in this story, and was to make a brief appearance at the high school before going off to war against the Luxembourgians.
    Not understanding the fuss of it all Patrick decided to stay out of the fan club business. Instead he worked hard at getting good grades and doing well in sports. For his efforts he received a pin that honoured his acheivements at Gay Musical High.
    No sooner did he receive his pin, did he ask Paulo to meet him after class. When they were alone Patrick placed his pin on Paulo 's shirt and asked him to go steady with him. Of course Paulo said yes! No sooner had he replied did Scott-James pop out of the bushes and screamed " Patrick pinned Paulo !"
    He then ran as fast as he could to Soleiman and began singing "What's the story morning glory, did you hear hummingbird? Did you hear about Patrick and Paulo ?"

    Which of course led to the whole school bursting out into song and dance.

    After the song was over, the attention shifted back to Christopher's story.

    Trouble was in the air as a new boy Kevin had joined the school. Vlad , Sky11 and Christopher all quickly decided they hated Kevin and made it their mission to make his life hell. He was well dressed and the boys all looked at him, especially Manny . This enraged Vlad , Sky11 and Christopher as they all had huge crushes on Manny but he had always refused their advances.
    As Kevin passed Vlad in the corridor, Vlad whispered "You're dead meat new boy!"
    Deciding to play it cool, Kevin decided to play it cool and continued walking without saying a word.

    When Kevin walked past Manny , he blushed as the handsome young man starred at him.
    Finding some courage, Manny walked up to Kevin and asked, "Hey New boy, there's a school dance tomorrow, do you think you would like to go with me?"
    Kevin was shocked! He had only been in the school 5 minutes and already there was a school dance and he had been invited to go to it by the biggest hunk in the school!
    He of course said yes and kept walking to his first class. Some how knowing when Manny would pick him up for their date.

    In class Christopher wasted no time and asked Kevin to stay at his house for a sleep over. Kevin who had grown quite used to the forwardness of everyone at the school quickly accepted, and 5 minutes later when school was done quickly went home to grab some clothes to go to Christopher's house.

    As the night progressed Vlad told Kevin that he was planning on going to beauty school and was willing to pierce Kevin 's ears as all the cool boys in school had their ears pierced.
    Vlad quickly grabbed a sharp object and stabbed Kevin in the ear. Shrieking in pain, Kevin ran to the bathroom to cry and to try to stop the bleeding.

    Vlad , Sky11 and Christopher all laughed at Kevin and Christopher decided to sing a song making fun of Kevin

    "Look at me Kev-ev-y lousy Mr Virginity!
    Won't go to be till I'm legally wed! I can't I'm Kev-ev-y !" sang Christopher

    Vlad and Sky11 quickly joined in and soon the 3 where singing and dancing as they made fun of Kevin 's morals. Embarassed, bleeding and in pain Kevin decided he had enough. He ran out of the bathroom, grabbed his belongings and ran out of the house running towards his home.
    He could hear Vlad , Sky11 and Christopher laughing at him as he left the room.

    When he was home Kevin wondered whether or not he should go to the dance with Manny .

    Back at Christopher's things weren't entirely great though. When Vlad and Sky11 fell asleep, Christopher decided to go into the toliet and take a pregnancy test.
    To his horror... the test was postitive... Christopher was pregnant with Tristan's baby :p

    The next day at school Christopher wondered how he was going to tell Tristan the news, Kevin avoided Manny as he was scared to tell Manny he did not want to go to the dance after what the mean boys had done to him, and Headmaster Yaniv had some terrible news for Vlad ....
    due to a terrible accident in which Vlad burned off all of Yaniv's friends hair (Gil) the school had decided to kick Vlad out of beauty school so that Gil wouldn't sue them


    Deep in the Mysterious forest Femke, Kyle, Samantha and Andrea found a lake to swim in. They all quickly sheded their clothing and jumped into the cool water.
    It was not long though that the girls began to look at each other with perplexed expressions. "I think there's someone in the bush" exclaimed Samantha
    "Do you think someone is watching us?" asked Kyle
    Having no patience for this behaviour, Andrea quickly jumped out of the water and dressed. After she was fully clothed she stormed over to the bushes where she happened upon Steve and Sven G who were filming the girls as they bathed. "You can't hurt us" screamed Steve "we're members of the SecretSociety Enquirer! We're simply exercising our rights!"
    Unamused Femke stormed over with her fists clenched "Oh you're excercising your rights? Well I'll give your some exercise! I'll give you 10 seconds to run for your lives because I am going to kill you both!!" With that she started the count down.
    Steve and Sven G looked at each other with fear in their eyes, and got up to start running. Unfortunately for them Femke had already reached 10 and had grabbed them both by the scruff of the necks. They whimpered as they feared their imminent doom.


    Meanwhile Mathieu had regained his composure from the injuries he had suffered from Femke demolishing his man parts. Enraged he stood up and screamed, "Enough is enough! It's time to die!!!!!!!" As he grabbed Mike and pulled out a shot gun. Sal and Michael pleaded with Mathieu to reconsider killing them. They begged him to just kill Mike and let them live. They were much more active and valuable to the story then Mike they argued.
    Having enough, Mathieu slowly went to pull the trigger......

    "I don't think so evil man!" a lovely voice sternly stated from out of the bushes. Confused Mathieu looked around... he was caught completely unaware when Maike lept out of the bushes and kicked him in the head.
    Unfortunately for Mike, as Mathieu fell to the ground in pain he pulled the trigger and shot poor Mike in the head.
    "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" screamed Sal "Now Mike has a more dramatic role in this story than me!!!!"

    Just then Dr Tanis jumped out of the bushes. She was on her way to cure some orphans of cancer when she heard the gun shot.
    She looked Mike over and grimly stated to the group, "I'll be able to save his life, but he's in a coma...." :(


    In a different part of the forest, Beka and Ids made their way to a clearing... unaware of what was ahead Ids kept walking along until Beka grabbed him and threw him down into the bushes.
    "What was that for?" Ids whined. "Look you idiot" Beka said and pointed.
    As Ids peered out of the bushes he saw that they had stumbled upon a Luxembourgian encampment. To Ids' horror he spotted his friends Dirk, Sky, and Gabe in the camp in Luxembourgian outfits.

    "They were spies!" Ids exclaimed. No sooner had Ids stated those words than did he hear a voice from behind him and Beka state, "Yes they are spies, and now that you know their identity you must die!"

    Looking back, Beka and Ids saw Nuno holding a sword....


    At Angélique's shoe store, Alex was still busy trying on different shoes. Suddenly she found the perfect shoes...
    "I'll take these she said" as suddenly she felt a pain to the back of her head and the world went dark.
    "Excellent work Colton" said Angélique, "Now that Empress Gyselle's messagener is out of commision a truce will never happen! Our armies will take over SecretSocietyLand and the glory and might of Luxembourg will be felt by all!"

    Colton smiled at his Queen and said, "Your majesty you will be a great ruler of this land! I can't wait!"


    At Empress Gyselle's palace there was more trouble as her minions plotted to overthrow her in hopes that THEY could stop the truce between Empress Gyselle and the 3 Princes (Prince Robbie, Prince Sven, Prince Robert)

    In his chamber Jussi discussed his plan to overthrow Empress Gyselle with his side kick Warre
    "For too long the great Finnish people have been an oppressed minority on this land! We were once a glorious people who controlled every aspect of this society! We must overthrow Empress Gyselle and seize power! Then the glory days of the Finns shall happen yet again!" announced Jussi
    "How will this happen?" asked Warre
    "Easy" responded Jussi "We have made a key ally... Ranno the Estonian! Though we have long hated the Estonians, I fear the only way to accomplish our goal is to work with them"

    On que Ranno entered the room and smiled at Jussi and Warre with a wicked grin and said, "To accomplish our goal we will need to gain control of the Estonian twins, Sirje and Juhan as well as their companion Natan. With them as our slaves we will have 3 mighty warriors to help us not only assassinate Empress Gyselle and her Advisor Simone, but we will be able to infultrate the army of the 3 Princes and destroy them as well... giving us complete power over this land!"

    After he finished speaking he snapped his fingers and Sarmad entered the room. "I have hired this boy to win the trio's trust" explained Ranno , "When they let their guards down Sarmad will slip this potion into their meals which will turn them into Finnish people... I mean... mindless zombies" he continued.

    After he was done explaining the plan Sarmad was sent off to find Sirje, Juhan and Natan while Jussi , Warre and Ranno stood around laughing evilly.


    In another room Simone spoke to her son Sean, "My son" she said, "Soon it is time for us to set our plan into motion to assassinate Empress Gyselle and Jussi ! Then we will take control over Empress Gyselle's mighty empire!"


    In Empress Gyselle's chamber however Empress Gyselle was completely aware of all that was going on. She watched as her minions openly discussed their plans to kill her, not realizing that every room in the palace had a video camera and recorder.
    Angrily Empress Gyselle screamed out to her loyal servant William , "William! I want you to kill Simone, Jussi, Warre, Ranno and Sean at once!", she commanded
    "Yes Mistress" replied William as he went off to plot Simone, Jussi, Warre, Ranno and Sean's executions.


    At Prince Robbie, Prince Sven, and Prince Robert's camp the three princes were sitting planning a strategy on how they would defeat the Luxembourgians and Empress Gyselle. Their meeting was disturbed however when Filip burst in
    "Your majesties!" Filip cried, "The Luxembourgians are approaching and we have heard no word from Beka in days! She had been sent out to gather intelligence on the Luxembourgians, and I fear that she has been captured!"

    Concerned Prince Robbie summoned Sir Jan, the Princes most trusted knight to the tent.

    "Sir Jan, most trusted and bravest of all the knights in SecretSocietyLand, I must ask you for a great favor. Our dear Beka is missing, and she may possess knowledge as to how to defeat these Luxembourgians. You must find her and bring her back here safely! The fate of us all lies upon your shoulders" Prince Robbie said.

    "I understand your majesty" Sir Jan replied. He turned to the other princes and bowed before leaving the tent to find Beka.........



    What will happen next??


    • What will Gareth do when he discovers where Don and the others have gone?
    • Will Evil Matthew continue to be evil?
    • Will Canada be completely destroyed by the North Koreans?
    • Will Don help Anna, Sirje, Aras, Maike
    • Will Patrick become jealous of the attention Paulo is giving to the famous singer, Perti?
    • How will Tristan react to the news that he's about to be a daddy?
    • Will Kevin go to the dance with Manny?
    • What will Vlad do now that he has been kicked out of beauty school?
    • What will Femke do to Sven G and Steve?
    • Will Mathieu continue to be beaten?
    • Will Mike ever awake from his coma?
    • How will Beka and Ids escape from Nuno?
    • What will Colton and Angélique do to Alex?
    • Will anyone discover that Angélique is the Queen of the Luxembourgians?
    • Will either Jussi, Warre and Ranno or Simone and Sean be successful in overthrowing Empress Gyselle? Or will William succeed in killing them all?
    • Will Sarmad turn Sirje, Juhan and Natan into mindless zombies?
    • Will Sir Jan find Beka in time to save her?
    • Will the Luxembourgian terrorists win and destroy SecretSocietyLand?

    Cast of Characters (in order of which they were mentioned)

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    Matthew, Gareth, Kirk , Mick , Kimmy, Sal, Michael, Mike, Femke, Kyle

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    Samantha, Andrea, Don, Christopher, Empress Gyselle, Sirje, Maike, Guss, Anna, Aras

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    Fred, Manny , Tristan, Vlad , Sky11, Paulo , Patrick , Soleiman, Scott-James, Perti

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    Kevin, Yaniv, Gil, Steve, Sven G, Mathieu, Dr Tanis, Beka, Ids, Dirk

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    Sky, Gabe , Nuno , Angélique - Queen of the Luxembourgians, Alex, Colton, Prince Robbie, Prince Sven, Prince Robert, Jussi

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    Warre , Ranno , Juhan, Natan, Simone, Sarmad , Sean, William, Filip, Sir Jan

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    Posted 09 April 2008 - 04:25 PM

    I love the story! I love that I am in it :p



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    Posted 09 April 2008 - 04:48 PM

    Oh yeah. I remember when that happened.

    That is super groovy that you took the time and effort to record it in writing!

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    Posted 10 April 2008 - 04:29 PM

    I like the cast of characters, nice touch Jan.
    I'll have to remember what happened next :p

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    Posted 28 July 2008 - 08:15 AM

    I want more story :)



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    Posted 23 August 2008 - 08:23 PM

    I think the story needs more bunnies

    Maike



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