The Secret Society: Yet Another Conspiracy To Keep The Mongolian Man Down! - The Secret Society

So the world hates me, it's sad but true
And being I'm so freaking fantastic it's become very apparent to me that there only one possible explanation for my bad luck in everything....

There is a global conspiracy to keep the Mongolians down!
And as everyone knows, I am 1/1000th Mongolian.

In fact all the time on the streets people stop me and say "Hey, are you Mongolian?"
To which I have to explain, "Yes.... My great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great grandfathers uncle was Mongolian"
Then they make some RACIST joke about how I probably have to repress my instinct to rape and pillage, and how surprised they are how I haven't raped them and stolen their TV...
It's so infuriating! That's NOT funny! It's racist! So naturally after they're done making their stupid jokes, I kill the f*cker and steal their car...
But seriously... those jokes aren't funny! They're really hurtful :(
And it's the media who's to blame for tarnishing the peace loving Mongolians name! I mean, yes villages were plundered, masses were murdered, but really that was like SOOO long ago! Seriously people need to get over it.

So anyways, I came to the conclusion that there's a global conspiracy against me when it became apparent that no matter what time I left to catch my bus... I'm always late...
I can be 5 minutes early, and there goes my bus speeding off... I can be 5 minutes late, and there goes my bus, JUST leaving the bus stop as I get there...
Why? Because I'm 1/1000th Mongolian and the bus driver is racist.
So every day I have to run down the street, chasing my bus like a fool... Getting pointed at and laughed at, all because the world hates Mongolians :(

Then I'll get to work, and I'll get yelled at...
not because I'm late, OH NO, they just want me to believe they're yelling at me because I just so happen to be 2 hours late for work...
the real reason of course is that I'm 1/1000th Mongolian

And I'm certain someone's going to read this blog and be all like "Wow this is so stupid and unfunny"
Why? Because they're racist and they hate Mongolian comedy...
Well guess what to all you Mongolian haters out there... SCREW YOU ALL! I'm on to you bastards and you won't get away with it!

I will have my revenge! First to feel my wrath will be Mr Bus driver... he shall rue the day he made me late for work!!!!!!

Or... I suppose I could find a different route that's more reliable to get to work and acknowledge that the world doesn't revolve around me....
but that's not as interesting to write about..